Nerdy Baby

When my kids were born I was flooded with ads and advice for how to maximize their wattage and make them into multilingual super geniuses. I thought this was very funny and decided to take it to an extreme, because haha babies do NOT need to learn about hydrogen bonding.

But the thing is, I really do love science. And I love teaching and explaining things like hydrogen bonds to little kids. So this mostly-a-joke kind of grew into a real thing. My products were picked up by fancy retailers including Think Geek, UncommonGoods, Zulily, and dozens of museum gift shops including the American Museum of Natural History in New York, the Museum of Science in Boston, and Houston's Museum of Natural Science. Uncle Goose produced two block sets and my book, The Human Infant Project was translated and published in Norway. As of 2024, I have stopped producing physical products, but most of these are available for licensing. There are also three very silly Kindle books you can buy.