Shitty Kickstarter

I've always wanted to do this one! First I would need to purchase a luxury van. Early in the morning I will drive to all of the hotels...

Thanks to our patented De-heat-ening technology, we serve your FAVORITE kind of pizza -- nice and cold, fully cooked, ready to eat! Our...

Have you ever frantically rushed your very definitely gravely ill child to an ER or clinic only to have them instantly perk up and feel...

Often I don't feel like driving, but I don't want to get stuck somewhere without a way home. I own my own car, so it seems silly to have...